Funmilayo Adesanya: NIGERIAN, WHO ARE YOU? NO WE ARE NOT!

NIGERIAN, WHO ARE YOU?…NO WE ARE NOT!

Nigerian, who are you? Are you Mallam?
No we are not, we are Hausa,
Give us authority and power, give us leadership, give us governance.
In returns, we shall give you Plenty Food, Agro- Transformation and Social Emancipation forever.

Nigerian, who are you? Are you OPC?
No we are not, we are Yoruba,
Give us authority and power, give us leadership, give us governance.
In returns, we shall give you Free education, Economic Development and Political Emancipation forever.

Nigerian, who are you? Are you Militants?
No we are not, No we are South/Southerners minorities,
Give us authority and power, give us leadership, give us governance.
In returns, we shall give you Free Access to Petroleum, Transformation Agenda and Freedom of Speech forever.

Nigerian, who are you? Are you Biafra?
No we are not, we are Igbo,
Give us authority and power, give us leadership, give us governance.
In returns, we shall give you Brilliant Reforms, Cultural Diversification and Growing Economy forever.

Nigerian, who are you? Are you Fulani militants and bandits?
No we are not just that, but we are also Fulani herdsmen terrorists and jihadists.
Give us authority and power, give us leadership, give us governance.
In returns, we shall give you Ceaseless abductions, Calculated kidnappings, Casual beheading, Africanisation, Arabialisation, Islamisation and Fulanisation of Nigeria.
Fulani overun, Boko Haram Rehabilitation and Islamic jihadist take over, and much more … Forever and ever!

Ha! ha! Haba!